30X: AI COO Simulator

I am the COO. Claude Code writes every text that leaves the company: Slack posts, the NDA, a grant answer, the investor forecast, a LinkedIn post, the expo deck. Per text: ship it unread (free), read it and click the wrong claims (my time), or also open the source of truth (30 minutes). The inbox keeps filling. Shipping fast raises the productivity gauge. Wrong claims that reach people light the fuckup lamps. One rule ends the day: a military unit name in public material. A day is five minutes, plus a 40 second tutorial.

Mouse or keyboard. [1][2][3] decide, [Enter] ship, [Space] ignore an inbox card, [X] flag a claim, [P] pause, [M] sound.

Made for the deslop derby, week 1: parody your job. Art generated with GPT, code written with Claude Code.